You know what is amazing (that would never happen in canon, but)
marichat and ladrien could both be canon AT THE SAME TIME
if Adrien and ladybug found out that each of them is madly in love with the other and started dating (probably secretly?), they would be SO OVER-THE-MOON HAPPY and in love AHHH
and at the same time?? Marinette and chat noir could become close friends that are 100% platonic. And omgsh they would be friends with the love of their life and not know it ahhh. FRENS!!
and then in ladynoir, chat would be like “hehehehe I’m your BF and you don’t even know it.” And ladybug would be like “hehehe im your BFF and you don’t even know it.” And chat wouldn’t act sad about her rejections anymore and they would grow closer as partners and be happy and !!
and then in adrienette it would be the flip! marinette like “EEEE IM YOUR GF!!!!” and Adrien like “EEE IM YOUR BFF!” And they would get closer too!!
and then eventually with all of this going on there is bound to be a slip-up that leads to a reveal and imagine how happy they will be to find out that their one true love and their best friend are the same person ;__;
basically what I’m saying is make ladrien and marichat canon u cowards
(a major flaw in this plan is them having time to secretly date someone and secretly be BFFs with someone else on top of their already-busy civilian schedules AND their superhero duties but let’s not talk about that)
genie: you have three wi-
taehyung: I WANT MY DOG TO BE ABLE TO TALK!
genie: done.
yeontan: taehyungie, can i ask for something too? :)
taehyung: ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵘʳˢᵉ ᵇᵃᵇʸ ᵒᵐᵍ
yeontan: i wish i could live as long as my owner!
genie: done, you’ve got one more wish left.
taehyung, sobbing: WE DON’T NEED ANYTHING ELSE
Bakugou, talking about Todoroki: Half n' Half Bastard, my arch nemesis.
Midoriya: I thought I was your arch nemesis?
Bakugou: I have a life outside of you, Deku.
god made me bisexual as a gift to all of you, so maybe you should start acting a little more thankful
Jungkook: I'm never going to use this math in the real world!
[Later that day]
Jimin: Okay, we go on the count of three.
Jungkook, under his breath: Oh fuck, fuck, fuck.
Jungkook, T-posing in the hallway: Good morning, parental figure
Namjoon, not looking up from his coffee: Hello, problem child
*Enters a bookstore*
me to myself: be calm
hoseok: “what’s that nice french place we went to called again?”
namjoon: “france?”
hoseok: “that’s the one”
what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.
This too shall pass but like holy fuck
i don’t really know how tumblr works but i like this place so i’m trying
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