yoongi: and what do we do when we feel sad?
taehyung: [hugs tannie] we hug a dog!
yoongi: [hugs holly] [nods] we hug a dog.
goddd i just want spider-man's identity to be his own worst but new york city's best kept secret. like i want him unthinkingly taking off his mask and like 20 people see, but if you ask them if they did? no they didn't.
the rule is unwritten, but very enforced. like, there are online communities dedicated to erasing any trace of the spread of his identity. a tourist takes a photo of him and posts it online? it's gone in minutes, and people send DMs to the poster anywhere from "hey, i'm sure you were just excited, but...." to "ill kill u if i evr c you, fuckin bitch".
any information on spider-man is only spread via word of mouth, and only spoken in hushed, awed voices. after several years of spider-man, everyone knows someone who encountered him:
"he saved my cousin. caught a falling billboard from underneath with his bare hands..."
"wow... i've never seen him myself, but he talked to my coworker's daughter for an hour after he stopped a guy from getting a little too handsy. apparently, his smile is 'dreamy'."
these secrets are freely given if you're kind, trustworthy, and show respect for the little guy. but the moment you demand information on him... "i don't know what you're talking about, buddy. he's just an urban legend the news likes to blame the city's problems on so we don't unionize or worse"
so as many times as spider-man ends up with out a mask, or accidentally introduces himself with a name that starts with 'p' and rhymes with 'meter'... on the record, they don't know a thing. because he does his best to help as many people as he can, so it's only fair if they help him a little in return.
chris evans, the love of my life.
Barbie (2023) ✦ Dir. Greta Gerwig
Oikawa: Iwaizumi called me pretty today.
Oikawa: Actually the full statement was “you’re pretty stupid, Shittykawa" but I’m only focusing on the positive things.
1. Harry Potter is bisexual.
2. Hermione had a crush on Bill Weasley when she was 12.
3. Marcus Flint thinks Percy Weasley is a prick with his parents.
4. Fleur Delacour is the most dangerous girl on the planet.
5. Ron Weasley sings on the shower just to bother Harry.
6. Luna Lovegood’s mother (Pandora) is Lucius’ sister.
7. Oliver Wood and Percy Weasley are best friends but always fight.
8. Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan sleep in the same bed since 3rd year.
9. George Weasley believes in God.
10. Fred Weasley is gay.
11. Draco Malfoy had a relationship with Theo Nott in 5th year. They’re still best friends.
12. Neville Longbottom hates his body.
13. Ginny Weasley is the best duelist in the school.
14. Harry Potter has social anxiety.
15. Blaise Zabini has excelent grades.
16. Theo Nott has a severe depression.
17. Daphne Greengrass and Padma Patil are friends.
18. Lee Jordan and Fred Weasley are in a relationship.
19. Charlie Weasley is asexual.
20. Draco Malfoy is pansexual and had a crush on Harry when they were 12.
21. Lavander Brown needed to love Ron becuase she didn’t want to come out.
22. Blaise Zabini’s family is from Brazil Draco’s comes from Germany and France. Theo’s is from Hungary. Pansy’s from Kazakhstan and China. And the Greengrass come from Russia.
23. Oliver Wood and Marcus Flint are together since they were 16.
25. Ron Weasley likes to hug Harry.
26. Luna Lovegood knows how to fight but hates it.
27. Harry Potter usually cries in his sleep.
28. Hermione Granger is afraid of being forgotten.
29. Draco Malfoy is a feminist-activist. Which was a big surprise to Hermione, Ginny and Parvati.
30. Bill Weasley is also afraid of spiders
Bakugou, talking about Todoroki: Half n' Half Bastard, my arch nemesis.
Midoriya: I thought I was your arch nemesis?
Bakugou: I have a life outside of you, Deku.
Another young black woman dead. Drive by shooting. I fucking hate this world.
BE FUCKING KIND
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