Wednesday Addams Is Everything I Love

I don’t know if anyone needs to hear this but “we all respond to trauma in different ways, not just pretty palatable ways” and “we are accountable for our own actions, even actions born from trauma” are not contradictory statements

Before a Quidditch Match

Harry: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Oliver: *sighing* It's Fred's turn...

Fred: Fuck shit up out there but don't die

George: (wiping away a tear) inspirational

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

Dormant Predators

Not to be a hetero ally or whatever but I sincerely hope all straight women can find a man who puts in the effort, provides, listens, and most importantly, cares. I hope you find a man who values you and let’s it be known he’s grateful to be with you. You don’t deserve someone who doesn’t light up when he sees you, doesn’t pay for shit, doesn’t wanna impress you, and just doesn’t realize how bless led he is to be with you. I want them to know that they aren’t selfish for wanting a man they’re actually attracted to or wanting a a man who wants to spoil them how he can. No one deserves to settle.

Me, at fictional characters: THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM IF YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS

Me, in real life: if i give even the vaguest notion of my feelings to anybody i would die

Kirishima, on the phone: Mr. Aizawa! We need your help! I-

Aizawa, having been woken up: Nuh-uh kid, are the dorms on fire?

Kirishima: No?

Aizawa: Are you dealing with villains?

Kirishima: ....no?

Aizawa: Then it's not really an emergency. *Hangs up*

Kaminari: What did he say? What do we do about the portal to hell in the common room?

Kirishima: Apparently it's not an emergency.

Bakugou, being strangled by a demon: how tHE FUCKING HELL IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY!