*gives u a pretty rock* I love you
Hoseok: Morning, Yoongi. What are you drinking?
Yoongi: Water.
Hoseok: Really? It doesn't smell like water.
Yoongi: It's... imported water.
Hoseok: Uh-huh. Imported from where?
Yoongi: ...Russia
Hoseok: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning??
Yoongi: It's nine-thirty.
Suga: I have an announcement to make.
Suga: Daichi and I are no longer dating.
Hinata about to cry: What??
Yamaguchi: You broke up??
Asahi, already crying: What happened?
Daichi: Suga! That's a terrible way to announce that we're getting married!
Kageyama: You weren't already married...?
Smile for the Camera!: Taehyung Version
i came across these today and just wanted to share
silly boys
Oikawa: Iwaizumi called me pretty today.
Oikawa: Actually the full statement was “you’re pretty stupid, Shittykawa" but I’m only focusing on the positive things.
the suffering never ends
*bts group chat*
taehyung: I’m learning the ukledeje!
taehyung: Ukelsfh.
jungkook: Same.
hoseok: Take your time.
taehyung: Ukalalla.
taehyung: ukelella
jungkook: Ukanda.
taehyung: Mini guitar.
namjoon: There you go.
i don’t really know how tumblr works but i like this place so i’m trying
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