Before A Quidditch Match

Instructor: Welcome to salsa class! Who’s ready to learn how to dance?

Taehyung, hiding a bag of tortilla chips behind his back: There has been a misunderstanding

“ Mr Stark? This is Peter. Parker. I saved this kitten from a tree today, but I just couldn’t find the owner and Aunt May said we couldn’t keep her, but she’s adorable, Mr Stark.

Do you– so do you have any pets, by chance? ”

*gives u a pretty rock* I love you

how do i get the moon to notice me back

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

People who perform manual labor should be not only given high and liveable wages, but unlimited access to healthcare and physical therapy to help manage the myriad conditions that come from doing back-breaking work.

Like this is not an absurd concept. It bothers me that people think that it is.

Seokjin: [Traps wasp under a cup]

Jungkook: [Appears and sets down 2 more cups]

Seokjin: No please.

Jungkook: [Starts to shuffle them]

Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise an insecure perfectionist who never finishes anythi