We Gotta Start Taking "child Having An Absolute Meltdown In Public" Not Just As A Circumstance To Be

we’re all boring to someone, annoying to someone, ugly to someone, but it’s not that deep

just remembered this old clickhole video i used to be obsessed with

Guys is he gonna become the Grinch but for Easter? Will he don a robo-bunny suit and steal all the eggs, then shoot Jesus just for good measure?

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

I'm not a socially awkward introvert. I'm a socially awkward extrovert. I am perfectly capable of carrying a conversation, but I'll carry it like a seagull carries a french fry. Snatching it from your fingers and flying off faster than you can process, and then taking it somewhere weird.

Being an actor keeps me sane. Yeah I have to work a day job but know what? When my day job is stressful and I want to scream I get to go hey wait. I have a scream scheduled at 7:30 tonight. Gotta save up. And then I go back to what I was doing.

Thank you mr. tumblr pharmacist

i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

Not Goncherov tho. That one totally lives up to the hype

it is so sick and twisted that not every movie that looks good in tumblr gifs is actually good

I often think about how loneliness is a more powerful emotion in theatre because you’re in a room full of people who all powerless to do anything but watch and I saw Eva Noblaza as Eurydice in Hadestown the other day and I cannot get her guttural “is anybody listening” out of my mind, she was screaming for someone to listen and you’re sat there mere metres away unable to let her know that you are, that her story is being told and she matters, so many people are listening but she doesn’t know that