I'm Not A Socially Awkward Introvert. I'm A Socially Awkward Extrovert. I Am Perfectly Capable Of Carrying

BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER

My ex wife still misses me

BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER

boop boy detectives part 1

Thank you for this, the typos really establish the tone well. Like no don’t fix those they’re part of the art

bravely fighting off the irge to post whicle sick with the flu cause I KNOWWWW Im just gonna say stupid shit BUT ☝️what if Suck lolll I mean what if sick-me says it better. What then

Now you re-skip my skip right this very minute mister/missy or you’re going in time out

I don’t like you. Unskipps your Skipp

HowdoIstarttho…..

once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop

Tis the season to hurkle-Durkle

who else up hurkleing their durkleing

I see a lot of people saying things to this nature about Goncharov’s Return (I’ll just be referring to it as Return from now on), but you’re missing the point: Return isn’t MEANT to be a literal direct sequel to Goncharov. First of all, the campyness and tone are kind of meant to parody the original, and I really love the direction took the franchise. And most importantly, it’s HEAVALLY implied that it’s all taking place in Gonch’s head. (The director described it as something akin to a dream ballet). Return provides a lot of interesting insight into the character when viewed through that lens, and the whole movie falls into place.

The goat scene WAS necessary, because of what the goat represents. (I won’t say what because it’s a massive spoiler. Go watch the movie, it’s good)

The symbolism of the clock carries through from the original in the form of the microwave timer

It’s all a slasher because of his feelings towards violence and his own sexuality/ internalized homophobia

I will hear no slander about ice pick joe in the disco scene, he is my favorite boy

There were plans to make an entire saga, with each film focusing on a different character, but most people didn’t get Return, it was cancelled 😡 (y’all can’t have nice things). I have heard they started writing the screenplay for the next movie, but I haven’t found it anywhere on the internet.

I'm just gonna come out and say it -

GONCHAROV'S RETURN SUCKED

It shouldn't even qualify as a sequel. With the exception of Abe Vigoda, it has none of the original cast; Zemeckis had no business trying to make a slasher film; Ice Pick Joe shouting like he's the fucking Hulk just ripped me out of a movie I was already falling asleep through; the scene with the goat was TOTALLY FUCKING UNNECESSARY; and they put the only cute character in the whole thing IN A DAMN OLIVE PRESS! 🤬

Nor did I!

I didn't get to vote in the bug race and I am so fucking bitter about it.

Why is there a section for Luffy?