Hey Uhhh Can You Get Me A Drink Im Thirsty

I know, it sucks that you can’t find it on any streaming services. You can still pirate it tho

While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

A thing about neurodivergence and masking is that eventually you get to the point of realising that a. masking doesn't necessarily mean masking as "normal"; and b. being able to dictate exactly what kind of weirdo people think you are is often much more valuable. It's like, ha ha, fuckers, now I control the narrative.

Edwin, wanting to hear about what happened in the world while he was away

Charles, wishing he paid more attention in history class

edwin (fresh out of hell, walking around the city with charles): charles what is that statue

charles: oh thats the world war I memorial

edwin: world- world what??

charles: oh yeah- i forgot you don't know 'bout those

edwin: those?? plural?? charles how many are there??

Awww🥰 She must really like you! She doesn’t foam at the mouth for just anyone

your poor little meow meow fucking bit me

I tire of your pitiful fandoms. The only fandom I will except from now on is shark fandom.

Jessie after dark

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

Yesssss I want my toxic found family and I want it NOW

Agatha *5 mins after Billy tried to kill her*: Credit where credit is due that was a total slay. Never let anyone tell you murder is wrong, Kid. Now come with auntie Agnes, we’re getting Toby back.

Meet and fall in love with the Orpheus and Eurydice from Dead Boy Detectives. I promise it doesn't hurt. Much.

sometimes u just really need to bite something. not in a violent way or in a sexy way or a hungry way. just in a bitey way

Abolish Tesla.