Abolish Tesla.

I'm not a socially awkward introvert. I'm a socially awkward extrovert. I am perfectly capable of carrying a conversation, but I'll carry it like a seagull carries a french fry. Snatching it from your fingers and flying off faster than you can process, and then taking it somewhere weird.

I wana see them do this in a modern art gallery. It would be a commentary on so many things

Having now seen the post in question, we all must make sacrifices. But this one was worth it.

man I'm over here refreshing the comments of my last post. hoping, BEGGING that I get the exact right comment I'm looking for so I can reblog. right now it just looks like I really like golf which I don't it sucks I'm just trying to make a shitpost but I need the right comment so I can stick the landing. this the process this is what I do

I was such a cute baby 🥰

I drew you as a baby! Do you remember?

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

I’m sorry but did you say professionally

Hey can I borrow your job for a sec? I promise I’ll give it back…

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

I am the goblin queen, and I support this message

goblin smoking some weed and thinking up three new genders and five different kinds of explosives