Meet And Fall In Love With The Orpheus And Eurydice From Dead Boy Detectives. I Promise It Doesn't Hurt.

Yesssss I want my toxic found family and I want it NOW

Agatha *5 mins after Billy tried to kill her*: Credit where credit is due that was a total slay. Never let anyone tell you murder is wrong, Kid. Now come with auntie Agnes, we’re getting Toby back.

Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it's not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?

It's like I'm at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I'm like ah okay so I'm clearly overthinking this

Blinky lights?

Goblin

Jars!!!

having mud on your shoes at all times

S h r i e k 👍

sitting in places not meant for sitting

cool rocks

hot chip

HowdoIstarttho…..

once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop

Happy downfall of elon musk appreciation month to all those who celebrate💞💞💞

They’re about to break so many laws it’s not even funny, I can feel it in my bones

BABY BATS INDEED! I think everyone ever needs to see these images. It has been proven by science that seeing these images cures all illnesses and gives you super powers.

you know what, I’m not done posting about baby bats!!!

here is a fact for you: rescued baby bats are regularly given little blankets and swaddled up like itty bitty bat burritos! this is a whole Thing

Oh, and sometimes they get tiny pillows!

And they get fed out of teensy baby bottles!

They are even given mini bat pacifiers to nurse on 💕

in conclusion, here is a baby bat yawning:

BABY BATS!!!

"Drink as much as you want

I'd like to join you but I don't drink ...wine."

Bad Girls Club by Xin Yingzong

Re: What would be more confusing to find knocking at your door, The Walrus or The Fairy

The obvious answer is

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update