July 25, 2023 - Striking Stuntman Mike Massa Walks In The SAG-AFTRA Picket Line While On Fire. [video]

I love being a nobody on here because I could make one of those ‘if this gets ‘x’ amount of notes I’ll go and actually work on my original works’ and it wouldn’t get near the goal

Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it's not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?

It's like I'm at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I'm like ah okay so I'm clearly overthinking this

Do they at least pay rent?

I got a whole lot of mental illness hangin out inside me

I tire of your pitiful fandoms. The only fandom I will except from now on is shark fandom.

Jessie after dark

My idea for dbd season two:

Niko gets a pink gun

That’s it.

This but it’s just season two. And Edwin is Jenny’s landlord

Dbda au where jenny can see the boys

But have you tried the priest tho

Sweeney Todd is so fuckin good. The transition from probably the most terrifying song in musical theater to terrible cannibal puns is masterful

Vague threats

I love self-referential statements where you just say the name of the thing you wish to express and it counts as having expressed the thing so named. Apologies. Greetings. Fair warning. We should be able to do that with more things, I think.

Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon