Herhighnessthegoblinqueen - Goblin Queen

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Re: What would be more confusing to find knocking at your door, The Walrus or The Fairy

The obvious answer is

CUTENESS AGGRESSION THE GIF

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

i cant help but notice that the chocolate chips cookies you brought to the potluck yesterday had bad vibes. so i went through your cabinets while you were sleeping and checked out the chocolate chips you used. i mean they looked innocent on the surface, they were even fair trade certified. but i just couldn't shake that itching sense that sometning was off. i infiltrated the chocolate company's headquarters by posing as IT support. and you know what I found? the guy who designed the labels got a dui in 2007. so it turns out my instincts were right and you're a terrible person.

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

Maybe the voice in your your head can’t yell

The voice in your head can’t change volume, so you can’t annoy mindreaders by yelling.

I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir