Same Thing, Is It Not?

Add money to the feathers fund and I’ll think about getting you an extra key!

What are everyone’s Mania plans? I was thinking of getting a hotel and giving a lot of money to showgirls and boys wearing nothing but feathers 🦚

[ 📲 ] This one just seems very different..!

[ 📲 ] Do you want me to play matchmaker and really get the gears turning in her head 😝

[ 📲 ] Well… You two just seem really close? a little flirty if I’m being honest!

[ 📲 ] And that’s coming from me..!!

[ 📲 ] I’m sorry again for making any kind of assumptions 😅

[ 📲 ] Though.. I do think you guys could be very sweet together in a gross, sappy way ❤️

I do think they had a picture of you pulled up when creating it, the flippy hair and patterns really seal it together 🤭 I mean — They most definitely had a picture of Me pulled up for that star-studded bear..

also I personally believe you’re not old enough to be on build a bear, it seems more like a 50-70 website.

this is the only valid april fool's post today.

I love the idea that not only am I married, but I also have a little side piece. I didn’t realize I became so popular in Vegas 😳

Aw, championship defense? I’ll take a shot in your honor of you — and hopefully not your leg 😓 Vegas won’t be as fun without you around

What are everyone’s Mania plans? I was thinking of getting a hotel and giving a lot of money to showgirls and boys wearing nothing but feathers 🦚

When you stop hanging out with that BROAD Mariah May and starting hanging out with a thick-thighed Hollywood star like moi ❤️

Tonight I’m going to have so much fun with our resident bad girl.. It will be quite the spectacle!

Vampira on The George Gobel Show (1955)

Jon and I? That's news to me..

[ 📲 ] I’m not picking up your hairballs this time around.

[ 📲 ] Do we need anything else before I’m home?

@hcllywoodending

{sms ; toni} hey. you got a minute?

AHHH my darling mina .. I wasn’t told how many pretty girls would be on here ❤️ Where are you living now? I long to see your beautiful face again …

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?