Add Money To The Feathers Fund And I’ll Think About Getting You An Extra Key!

Joan Crawford

Madame is the greatest star of them all.

Gloria Swanson in Sunset Blvd. (1950) dir. Billy Wilder

Screenland Magazine, July 1934

❛❛ 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕’𝒔 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒔 𝒅𝒐𝒏𝒆 ❜❜

Marilyn Monroe in NIAGARA 1953 | Henry Hathaway

I do not keep up with the gossip… I think we’re breaking up… My connection is soo bad up here… Bye.

Ohh um… You can bring a friend! I don’t know if you accidentally asked anyone 🥲 My head is spinny

Yes, that was the most important part of my entrance. I needed everyone to know

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?

Sounds like the perfect day to nap as soon as a couch becomes available 😪 I can only hope the coffee was good at that point.

i’m thinking today officially needs a redo, because between being given the wrong coffee order and forgetting that i had furniture being dropped off today, i feel completely thrown off.

Mariah or Mina ??

Mariah and I had a lovely ending to our relationship — so, I will have to go with Mina 😚

Oh it will be a battle of the ages.. It will end with all of us being winners, and then we will leave in a horse drawn carriage while feeding each other chocolate-covered strawberries ☺️ five star match !

Tonight I’m going to have so much fun with our resident bad girl.. It will be quite the spectacle!