[ 📲 ] I’m Not Picking Up Your Hairballs This Time Around.

Red lipstick and storytelling

Oh! Two of my signature little.. schticks? You know just what to say ☺️

Vegas Update : Now watching HOF from my hotel room.. Everyone looks so good 😣

Toni followed Megan closely behind. They had wrestled and had brief interactions outside of the ring, but it never occurred to Toni how much taller the other woman was; she didn’t tower over her, but there was a noticeable difference in height.

Sliding into her chair, Toni briefly looked over the signs behind the bar. Their specials were listed. “I’ll probably start with a vodka soda.” It was a basic order compared to Megan’s own knowledgeable choice, but it gave her enough time to look at her options more thoroughly.

Toni folded her sunglasses and placed them on the table. The bar wasn’t empty, but it wasn’t crowded like other places would be. It was a good atmosphere in order to get to know her… hm. Was this a date? Could she consider Megan her date for tonight? No, no, this was just two coworkers meeting for drinks. Right?

Toni's cheeks flushed, but it was partially covered by the sunglasses she wore. Toni often got compliments on social media, but to get them face-to-face by a particularly beautiful woman is ... much different. She coughed slightly in an attempt to get her mind from wandering and get back to the present. "Thank you. You look..." Toni paused, placing a finger to her lips in an attempt to think of a word. "Is it too forward to say you look ravishing?" Her eyebrow quirked up just slightly above her glasses, her fake trans-atlantic accent peeking out to accentuate her words. It was less of a question and more of a statement. Before she could overthink what she was saying, she tilted her head towards the door. "Shall we head inside?"

Perhaps we can get you the best of both worlds.. I’ll buy you a fancy beer - in a glass bottle - and then you can smash it off of someone’s head!

I’m going to find you the biggest, most beautiful, and fanciest beer money can buy 🍻 We will put an expensive topper on it and everything

Marilyn Monroe in NIAGARA 1953 | Henry Hathaway

Mina, my morning star, I can’t wait for us to meet again in the ring — belt on the line again, but in your hands over mine… You sell yourself so short, for you would be a champion of love . So much greater of a champion than what I could ever be ☺️

In a perfect world, I get to keep my belt 24/7 and continue to bring it to business dinners and events. Yes, I may be cocky, but I worked hard to be cocky! I’m allowed :-)

Norwegian Wood, Haruki Murakami

You’ve convinced me — I will Destroy her and win! ☺️

In a perfect world, I get to keep my belt 24/7 and continue to bring it to business dinners and events. Yes, I may be cocky, but I worked hard to be cocky! I’m allowed :-)

lose your title to mercedes or megan?

Megan absolutely deserves another shot at my belt, but Mercedes would look so good with more gold on her..

I had to go through internet boot camp 😵‍💫 For your own sake, you know everything there is to know.

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?