Dune: Prophecy Would Be Made Perfect With Some Lesbianism

You know how canaries were historically brought into coal mines, because if the mine was full of carbon monoxide the canary would die first and the miners would be able to escape before they died too?

I just found the greatest thing.

This is a canary resuscitator.

When the miners notice the canary getting sick with carbon monoxide poisoning, they can close that circular hatch so no more gas gets into the canary cage, and open the valve on that oxygen tank to keep the canary breathing. In other words, they made a spacesuit for birds.

By immediately giving the canary access to clean air, the miners can save it from the poison. The bird lives. To be clear, this is not for economic purposes, this was specifically created because the miners felt bad and wanted to save the bird.

Isn’t that just the perfect demonstration of what humans are like? We started sacrificing small creatures to save ourselves, and then felt bad and spent our valuable resources on saving the critters too. Because yeah the canary was the only way to test for CO, but it’s a living creature too, dammit!

i feel like im dismanteling a gun when i do this

Heterosexual relationships survive if the woman is a cruel mean bitch and the man is a whipped little pussyboy who just follows orders as directed. This specific pairing is the only way straight relationships work and anything else throws off the balance completely. Ask me how I know. #married

>tfw everyone on your dash talks about Les Miserables and you haven’t read and/or watched it yet

why are teen girls this hysterically funny for no reason

Tom being manipulative and Tom being genuine in his reminiscing the good old days with Shiv are two things that can coincide together. They have always loved each other with hidden motives and that moment is not any different.

daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone