I Feel Like Im Dismanteling A Gun When I Do This

Mel from the pitt is literaly me

i regret saying this Dr Santos is the goat

i am watching the Pitt and it is making me consider choosing ER medicine what is wrong with me. Also that anoying one i knew before she even said it that she wanted to be a gen surgeon, she just has the personality

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

Jaqen gif set #251

The other 250 are here

The thing i love the most about shows with second hand embarrassment kind of humor, like the office, the rehersal or nathan for you, is that, apart from finding them hilarious, they help deal with uncomfortable and embarrassing situations in my daily life, like If I trip down the street while listening to music and people are watching or if some weird guy shouts something inappropriate at me in the metro, im just like, “this is reality tv they are filming me and watching this must be so funny”, so i’ll just laugh at everything

People talk about the funniest pop culture moments of all time but "pre-fame David Bowie opens for T.Rex by doing a mime routine in support of a free Tibet, gets booed off stage by white maoists" will always make me laugh

>tfw everyone on your dash talks about Les Miserables and you haven’t read and/or watched it yet

all my life i thought matthew mcconaughey was just like idk some generic guy hollywood engineered in a lab for white moms to buy trashy magazines to masturbate with but then i watch true detective and now i need him carnally. he's got range is all i'm sayin.

the 3rd pictured is going to cause my downfall