Of Course Aziraphale Would Have Stars On His Cape For The Magic Show. Because Stars Remind Him Of Crowley,

Stede in his twirly red coat 💃 (feat. Izzy)

I need to buy a gun

love a tomb

It's OVER!

Aziraphale: We’re not friends. I don’t even like you. It’s over.

Crowley: Fine. I’m leaving. Goodbye forever!

(literally the next day)

Crowley: I’m sorry! I didn’t mean it! I miss you so much! Come with me, let’s run away together!

Aziraphale: I forgive you! But I can’t come with you.

Crowley: Fine, I’m leaving and I’m never even going to THINK about you again!

(literally that same afternoon)

Crowley: He’s not answering his phone. He needs me! Wait - fire - he’s dead! I can’t smell him! Dead forever and ever! There’s no point in going on. I’m going to drink whiskey until the world ends and I DIE.

Aziraphale: You alright there mate?

Crowley: ;_; m y l o v e ;_; where are you i will come to you no matter where you are i would destroy galaxies to protect you

Aziraphale: I need a body. Too bad I can’t use yours.

Crowley: NGK

Aziraphale: Just get to Tadfield air base.

Crowley: I would and will drive through a literal wall of fire to be with you. Anything is possible when we’re together.

(literally like an hour later)

Crowley: That’s it, it’s over, end of the world, we’re all going to die, goodbye reality, goodbye everything, this is the END of ALL THINGS it is LITERALLY SATAN here to kill us

Aziraphale: Fix it or I’ll never talk to you again.

Crowley: * M * I * R * A * C * L * E *

Is there a word for someone who you find just insanely, astronomically sexy, but like not in a sexual way? Like holy smokes you are devastatingly fucking hot. 10/10. Would not hit it.

Because that is what Michael Sheen is to me

I’m not crying…. are you crying??? (I’m crying)

In 0.5 seconds and without saying a single word, Michael Sheen changed lives.

This was the bitchiest bitch moment Aziraphale had in all 2 seasons. Thank you for your service, respectfully, I am deceased.

GOOD OMENS + TEXT POSTS [3/?]

Bonus:

aziraphale: a guide on "how to train your demon" featuring manipulation of the puppy-dog-eyed variety, being THAT!BITCH and the handslide™

+ bonus (role reversal)

Bentley chase scene in s3 anyone? Aziraphale frantically launching himself inside the passenger's seat as he urges Crowley to start the car. Crowley looks at the rearview mirror and sees both demons and angels after them (also the Bentley doing the classic Akira motorbike slide).

They could have SO much fun filming that!