I Need To Buy A Gun

River + The Doctor + text posts pt. 4/?

I'm going back to my roots (watching The Husbands of River Song while I bake chocolate cookies because I need to stay awake)

Let there be light

A set of two 🤍

David Tennant: doesn’t know what an eggplant emoji signifies

Michael Sheen: has an AO3 account with approximately 600 bookmarks

Fair warning that this user is still experiencing quite extraordinary amounts of Good Omens brainrot.

I hate it here 😭😭😭

Aziraphale’s look meant “do it again” but also “I am trying to understand what is happening” - Rob wilkins

girls literally only want one thing and it's fucking 1941 pt. 3

river's plot in "day of the moon" hurts like hell too. re-visiting her old orphanage, the site of so many of her earliest traumas. investigating the space suit that she spent large swaths of time in—perhaps even realizing some things about herself for the first time given how the Silence thoroughly messed with her memory.

in a way, she's making an archaeological dig out of herself.

The older river notes that it contains a life support system—its wearer doesn't even need to eat while they're in it—and the audience who's seen her entire story before remembers that she starved in it.

her euphoria from victory over the Silence—including the fact that she got to kill a bunch of her former tormentors!!!—is short-lived.

she thinks that this doctor, the one she's traveling with, is safe. he's flirting with her, and he knows her, and he calls her so many terms of endearments.

surely they've kissed a hundred times before.

but, no—she gives him their first kiss, and it's another reminder that their time is running out. it's all back-to-front, and he's getting further and further away from her.

and suddenly, that cell she's in has never felt more constrictive before.

Just a wee reminder that, as we enter fall, it'll only be three months or so until we start seeing our boys with hair like this...

...and then only a little while longer until we start seeing the odd photo of them like this...

...and I cannot fucking wait.

Of course Aziraphale would have stars on his cape for the magic show. Because stars remind him of Crowley, and Crowley always has his back.