Love A Tomb

michael really put his whole sheenussy into delivering the "you're being ✨silly✨" line in the most tooth-rottingly gay, fruitylicious, slay-serve-cunty way possible

Oh Michael chose violence I see

“Stay with me! You can do it, stay with me! Come on, you and me, one last run!” [x]

I will never ever as long as I live get over the sadness in Crowley's voice when he says "I understand. I think I understand a whole lot better than you do."

It's why I will never believe that Crowley walked away from this argument thinking that Aziraphale didn't love him or whatever. He knows exactly what's happening here, that Heaven did what they're best at and manipulated the fuck out of this whole situation and got their hooks back into Aziraphale. He knows.

“We’ve known each other a long time. We’ve been on this planet for a long time. I mean, you and me. I could always rely on you. You could always rely on me. We’re a team, a group. Group of the two of us. And we’ve spent our existence pretending that we aren’t. I mean, the last few years, not really. And I would like to spend… I mean if Gabriel and Beelzebub can do it, go off together, then we can. Just the two of us. We don’t need Heaven, we don’t need Hell, they’re toxic. We need to get away from them, just be an us. You and me, what do you say?”

Crowley’s confession (S2E6 Every Day)

being in your 20s is thinking that you're finally getting your life together and then suddenly you take three steps back

oh that's my comfort character *points at a character who's died at least once*

we’ve peaked

sick over the fact that we’re gonna get a full season where crowley’s romantic feelings for aziraphale are just out there and aziraphale knows and they’ve kissed. GOOD GOD.