the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time
Bra size?
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how it feels being 1 of like 50 sane people on radblr rn
I just wanted to add it was such a power move for one of the misandrists of all time to name this album this like she could lyrically EATTT Jay Z for breakfast while inventing a whole new genre of deranged on Twitter and still making bank despite being so canceled because she's that fucking good
One of my favorite little "fun facts" about Black Hollywood is the gruesome story Rihanna has told about Jay-Z flying her to this country alone at 14 (IIRC, not much older), locking her in a hotel room, and telling her "the only way she's leaving is through a window"
The older clip I've seen her babyfaced and telling this (noting the babyface because her face was forced to change artifically at what, 19? 20? After Chris Brown beat her so badly she needed reconstructive surgery, which "she must've done something to deserve we weren't there" to this fucking day, literally an Arab woman I know said this to my face a few months ago) is so chilling because she's smiling on stage at some dumbass talk show and people fucking laughed
Gratefully the TikTokker pointing it out was doing so to bring up just one of many examples of Jay-Z's predation the most famous being that he met Beyonce when she was about 16 in Destiny's Child and previously publicly dated teenaged (or near) Foxy Brown, all while in his 30s
Like why the fuck is he not being tarred and feathered as hard as his BFF Diddy? I'm so ready lol been ready since 2010
The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.
as an american i must be honest i do be eating cheese burger
The high's starting to wear off. Someone shoot another billionaire CEO