I'm Not Going To Lie. I Would Do This All The Time

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

me age 7: this pokemon is named cupcake becos its random and cute 

me age 12: this pokemon is named Petri, named after petrichor, the name for the scent of rain. a close second was Nimbus, named after nimbostratus clouds in which rain forms. i was very tempted to go with Proteus, a greek shapeshifter who ruled the sea, but i realized that would be more fitting for a pokemon with a stronger attack stat. i researched these names endlessly and they took 2 hours to come up with. 

me age 15: this pokemon is named sleepy becos he looks sleepy

also

they've been playing a LOT of 2000's pop at work lately. I just heard Cupid's Chokehold by Gym Class Heroes ft. Patrick Stump. I'm vibing but I'm terrified for our economy

reporting all ads as malicious because all ads are malicious

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

selfie from the post apocalyptic last day at joann fabric & craft

tunblr roll call! reblog if your in the following fandoms:

-suffering -the pain of living

And you know I take Intensive Care of her Unit