Genderisareligion666

saw a meme in one of my dreams last night that had confucius but he was a catboy and it said "catnip got me acting unwise"

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

Tradwife this, 1950s that. No love for the ace fujos who were clearly put on this earth to be gay men's beards in exchange for financial support while they pursue their niche hobbies

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how to survive

die a lot die every day til it dont hurt no more

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid