How To Survive

... so she's single? 👀

no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

They're allowing this shit now? 🤔 Cause in 2021 Reddit insta banned every single gc lesbian or LGB sub that tried to replace the longstanding ones that got swept into the ban of shit that deserved to go as a matter of convenience. Do you know how long they've managed to stay up? Literally I used to be a part of at least 10 that are all dust on the internet archive now (r/TrollGC and r/pinkpillfeminism my beloveds)

Hey gyns, if you’re on reddit, please go support r/TheLezistance. It’s a safe space for lesbians to vent and talk about how TRAs and the modern LGBT community have been erasing and abusing them for years now. Of course, many of the members are TERFs and radfems so it’s under a lot of scrutiny from TRAs.

I wish I’d known about the sub sooner but I found out about it today because of this post on r/GenderCynical (a sub making fun of gender critical beliefs) trying to get them banned, which I think is absolutely disgusting and homophobic. This is all because they don’t want to date trans women. Btw here are TRAs confirming that they ban safe spaces for gay men and lesbians:

I’m not a lesbian so I won’t post or comment there but I joined to show support. You should too. TRAs get every radfem sub banned.

In the meantime I’ll be reporting r/GenderCynical and r/EnoughJKRowling because they’re also classified as “hate groups” according to their logic.

how they managed to create such a ms paint vibe in 1776 is beyond me

>wine enjoyers be like 'this one is so very dry'

>taste it

>it's wet

Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

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