I Am A Huge Fan Of Retiring To My Quarters

Beauty ad full of hairless women: "Did you know that when you shave, a third of what comes off is skin?"

Me: 🤔

Ad: So anyway lol keep shaving ladies! Just make sure you use our shaving repair spray when you do!

how to survive

die a lot die every day til it dont hurt no more

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

not getting pregnant because why would i stop smoking weed for a dumbass baby

You just KNOW they talking about anime.

i hope whoever actually shot that CEO is having a good day.

Boggles the mind that women could stomach any more after GOT I could barely even get through the first episode of that

really covering all your bases there huh

babies sometimes get their ears pierced super young as a cultural thing. But cultural change starts with you. Give your baby a septum ring today to start the shift!