I Hope Whoever Actually Shot That CEO Is Having A Good Day.

Still can’t believe they canceled to catch a predator bc one of the predators killed himself. That should’ve been like the goal of the whole program from the jump this world I swear

Capitalist countries: *Invade and colonize the entire globe,take possession of the resources in Africa, South America and the Middle East*

A few countries: *Get independence* “We want to be socialist now.”

Capitalists: “That’s why you’re poor! Not because I stole all your resources, but because you want to switch to socialism! Now I’m going to embargo your countries and destabilize your governments to prove how wrong socialism is and how it doesn’t work!”

if yoko Ono had been a man they would sing his praises as the yaoi king that destroyed those infidel Beatles

people: you just want everything to be gay

me: yes

moodboard for when you open the replies on a popular tumblr post

this quote in my textbook says “studies show that a majority of college students identify women with armpit hair as radically feminist, overly aggressive in their gender politics, and possibly man-hating” that’s me

wingull becomes exponentially better when you remove the wings

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

For most people, life doesn’t truly begin until they’re 26-30 or older. The way we romanticize and obsess over youth is super harmful. Your life is not over at 21, I promise you. It’s just beginning