When A Lesbian Doesn’t Want To Have Sex With A Biological Man:  Penises And Vaginas Are Analogous

Do you have any kinks?

peace and quiet

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

how it feels being 1 of like 50 sane people on radblr rn

One of my favorite little "fun facts" about Black Hollywood is the gruesome story Rihanna has told about Jay-Z flying her to this country alone at 14 (IIRC, not much older), locking her in a hotel room, and telling her "the only way she's leaving is through a window"

The older clip I've seen her babyfaced and telling this (noting the babyface because her face was forced to change artifically at what, 19? 20? After Chris Brown beat her so badly she needed reconstructive surgery, which "she must've done something to deserve we weren't there" to this fucking day, literally an Arab woman I know said this to my face a few months ago) is so chilling because she's smiling on stage at some dumbass talk show and people fucking laughed

Gratefully the TikTokker pointing it out was doing so to bring up just one of many examples of Jay-Z's predation the most famous being that he met Beyonce when she was about 16 in Destiny's Child and previously publicly dated teenaged (or near) Foxy Brown, all while in his 30s

Like why the fuck is he not being tarred and feathered as hard as his BFF Diddy? I'm so ready lol been ready since 2010

I love memetic communication when it gets to the point of being incomprehensible because can you imagine showing someone this picture

And asking them what Greek god it represents

kill yourself

I wish people who send boring stuff like this would at least link the post that upset them so much so I could reblog it again in their name.

LMAO THE OTHER PERSPECTIVE

they call it the nuclear family because if you dont evacuate in time

What's wild about the "lol red states are all just Trumpist hicks die in a hurricane kek" shit is that the VAST majority of Black people still live in and around the South (the state I lived in over there was nearly 50% Black as opposed to a measely 5 or so where I am now) because we were so disenfranchised by Jim Crow and unable to own the land we built up for crackers and unable to pass down generational wealth the way crackers and even certain other post civil war immigrants have been able to or migrate very far from wherever they trapped us

Like congrats on wishing the poorest Black people in the country in places like Mississippi get hit with The Exodus Plague the worst, you being a privileged middle class or above asshole from Portland or Seattle or New York is showing, and this is coming from a formerly privileged asshole from California

I was on bluesky for like 15 mins and 75% of the people there strike me as the kind of libs who will post this then go on a rant five mins later about how everyone in the south is an uneducated cousin loving trailer park hillbilly who deserves to drown in a hurricane