I Love Memetic Communication When It Gets To The Point Of Being Incomprehensible Because Can You Imagine

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

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when playing an open world game, at what point do you stop harvesting plants and return to the main quest??

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@genderisareligion7 got termed for "harrassment" lol (didn't even do anything? Just replying to y'all and reblogging shitposts) so incoming for a new main blog attached to this sideblog

i have so much more contempt for convert zionists.

like, if you're an ethnicaly jewish zionist, i think you're egregiously horrifically wrong, but on a certain level, i understand how having had your people suffer that kind of horrific violence in relatively recent history could lead someone to that kind of misguided and morally repugnant extreme in the name of self-preservation. it in no way justifies or excuses zionism, but it does provide context which helps to explain how someone could be driven to that kind of extreme.

but convert zionists. god.

fucking pasty baptist kids from the midwest suburbs who wanted to be special so so so bad to the point where they'll endorse ethnic cleansing . chūnibyō phase, but make it genocidal.

Aaliyah and Sonic The Hedgehog

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"when I was younger" bro everything you've ever done happened when you were younger dipshit