Straight Guys Who Use Tumblr Are The Funniest People Ever Literally How Did You End Up Here

but if we destroy strict gender roles how will we advertise these potato chips

What's wild about the "lol red states are all just Trumpist hicks die in a hurricane kek" shit is that the VAST majority of Black people still live in and around the South (the state I lived in over there was nearly 50% Black as opposed to a measely 5 or so where I am now) because we were so disenfranchised by Jim Crow and unable to own the land we built up for crackers and unable to pass down generational wealth the way crackers and even certain other post civil war immigrants have been able to or migrate very far from wherever they trapped us

Like congrats on wishing the poorest Black people in the country in places like Mississippi get hit with The Exodus Plague the worst, you being a privileged middle class or above asshole from Portland or Seattle or New York is showing, and this is coming from a formerly privileged asshole from California

I was on bluesky for like 15 mins and 75% of the people there strike me as the kind of libs who will post this then go on a rant five mins later about how everyone in the south is an uneducated cousin loving trailer park hillbilly who deserves to drown in a hurricane

Capitalist countries: *Invade and colonize the entire globe,take possession of the resources in Africa, South America and the Middle East*

A few countries: *Get independence* “We want to be socialist now.”

Capitalists: “That’s why you’re poor! Not because I stole all your resources, but because you want to switch to socialism! Now I’m going to embargo your countries and destabilize your governments to prove how wrong socialism is and how it doesn’t work!”

Me in the club

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

not getting pregnant because why would i stop smoking weed for a dumbass baby

Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.

stop rping with ghatgpt. you should be rping with a bisexual internet woman u have a relationship that constantly straddles the line between platonic and sexual with. tyou're ruining the ecosystem