When Your Stomach Is Really Mad At You And You're Not Sure Which One Of Your Fourteen Unhealthy Lifestyle

babies sometimes get their ears pierced super young as a cultural thing. But cultural change starts with you. Give your baby a septum ring today to start the shift!

'I asked chat GPT-'

oh did you? You asked something that steals shit to lie to you about a subject? And you just tell me this like I care to know what it said? Like I wanted to know its opinion? I regularly ask my cat Cheesey Gordita Crunch about many subjects and I think I trust his judgement more than whatever bullshit ur shitty algorithm spat out

Reclaiming “the ol’ ball and chain” by using it to refer exclusively to my phone

literally this person is so powerful

i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me

i’m trying to spread her like a sheet .. hope i excel