I’m Trying To Spread Her Like A Sheet .. Hope I Excel

The sound effects and editing actually killed me hsjdksla

Being chronically ill in your 20s is stupid you have to see your peers like “started a family🥰” “got married😍” “bought a house😇” “scored a promotion😋” meanwhile you’re fighting for your life to take a shower

waow 😵‍💫

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

my look ? going through a hard time

redeeming moment for crazy white women everywhere

This is barely an exaggeration of where diet culture is rn on social media

'I asked chat GPT-'

oh did you? You asked something that steals shit to lie to you about a subject? And you just tell me this like I care to know what it said? Like I wanted to know its opinion? I regularly ask my cat Cheesey Gordita Crunch about many subjects and I think I trust his judgement more than whatever bullshit ur shitty algorithm spat out

"There's been many baseless claims about her" and it's y'all making the claims 😂

Anyway praise be to JKR for intentionally debillionairing herself in like 2005 and donating so many hundreds of millions of dollars since that she still isn't one

inshallah jk rowling loses her fortune and all her hateful deeds are returned to her x10