This Tweet Genre Is So Fucking Funny I Need More Of Them

Aaliyah and Sonic The Hedgehog

The other day I saw a video attributing words like "Bet", "deadass", "low key", "cap".......to Gen Alpha. The fact that the SAME fucking words black people have been saying for at least 15-30 years is being attributed to Gen Z and now Gen Alpha is indicative of the fact that the youth really have no distinct culture these days. "Deadass" is something 50 year old uncles in New York have been saying since 2001. How the hell is a geriatic-ass word like "slay" being attributed to Gen Alpha. Like they were a fetus when Beyonce dropped a popular song saying "And I slay, we gon' slay". Youth are literally not creating new slang and everyone is just recycling the same words black people created and pretending young ppl did it? Like, what the fuck

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

Easter falling on 4/20 again this year means all those old 420 praise it vines from 2014 are once again relevant

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

i'm pregnant... with the next great American novel! [looks directly at you, suddenly serious] and I'm getting an abortion