Genderisareligion666

fixed it

Get these ai writing assistants out of my face!!!! I don't care if my writing is bad at least it is mine!!!!

The sound effects and editing actually killed me hsjdksla

i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me

how it feels being 1 of like 50 sane people on radblr rn

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

i hope whoever actually shot that CEO is having a good day.

Take a look at all the fucks he’s not giving. Unbelievable.

men having the right to vote has been a disaster for the human race