I'm Pregnant... With The Next Great American Novel! [looks Directly At You, Suddenly Serious] And I'm

ads don’t work on me b/c i’m poor 

but if we destroy strict gender roles how will we advertise these potato chips

pope lived for one last 4/20 and then said peace i'm outta here #respect

"There's been many baseless claims about her" and it's y'all making the claims 😂

Anyway praise be to JKR for intentionally debillionairing herself in like 2005 and donating so many hundreds of millions of dollars since that she still isn't one

inshallah jk rowling loses her fortune and all her hateful deeds are returned to her x10

Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened

Easter falling on 4/20 again this year means all those old 420 praise it vines from 2014 are once again relevant

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid