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What's wild about the "lol red states are all just Trumpist hicks die in a hurricane kek" shit is that the VAST majority of Black people still live in and around the South (the state I lived in over there was nearly 50% Black as opposed to a measely 5 or so where I am now) because we were so disenfranchised by Jim Crow and unable to own the land we built up for crackers and unable to pass down generational wealth the way crackers and even certain other post civil war immigrants have been able to or migrate very far from wherever they trapped us

Like congrats on wishing the poorest Black people in the country in places like Mississippi get hit with The Exodus Plague the worst, you being a privileged middle class or above asshole from Portland or Seattle or New York is showing, and this is coming from a formerly privileged asshole from California

I was on bluesky for like 15 mins and 75% of the people there strike me as the kind of libs who will post this then go on a rant five mins later about how everyone in the south is an uneducated cousin loving trailer park hillbilly who deserves to drown in a hurricane

this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

lots of legit criticism about twilight but the way sparkling vampires made adult men absolutely incoherent with rage is a net positive

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

this is making me lose it

really covering all your bases there huh

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.