Where Can I Find This Friendzone I Need Some Friends

sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

i'm pregnant... with the next great American novel! [looks directly at you, suddenly serious] and I'm getting an abortion

fixed it

“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

isn’t there a goddess out here willing to turn me into medusa so men can’t look at me without immediately suffering the consequences

also

Me in the club