I Want To Fuck Your Throat

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

beautiful women are blocking me on tumblr dot com

wingull becomes exponentially better when you remove the wings

Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened

Beauty ad full of hairless women: "Did you know that when you shave, a third of what comes off is skin?"

Me: 🤔

Ad: So anyway lol keep shaving ladies! Just make sure you use our shaving repair spray when you do!

liking someone romantically feels like psychosis to me

One of my favorite little "fun facts" about Black Hollywood is the gruesome story Rihanna has told about Jay-Z flying her to this country alone at 14 (IIRC, not much older), locking her in a hotel room, and telling her "the only way she's leaving is through a window"

The older clip I've seen her babyfaced and telling this (noting the babyface because her face was forced to change artifically at what, 19? 20? After Chris Brown beat her so badly she needed reconstructive surgery, which "she must've done something to deserve we weren't there" to this fucking day, literally an Arab woman I know said this to my face a few months ago) is so chilling because she's smiling on stage at some dumbass talk show and people fucking laughed

Gratefully the TikTokker pointing it out was doing so to bring up just one of many examples of Jay-Z's predation the most famous being that he met Beyonce when she was about 16 in Destiny's Child and previously publicly dated teenaged (or near) Foxy Brown, all while in his 30s

Like why the fuck is he not being tarred and feathered as hard as his BFF Diddy? I'm so ready lol been ready since 2010