finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche
but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing
i dont want to look “pretty” i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening
There are so many super young girls getting into radical feminism! That makes me hopeful for the future. 🫶🏻
But where's my radfem besties in their mid-twenties or older? I need to connect with you! ❤️
selfie from the post apocalyptic last day at joann fabric & craft
me age 7: this pokemon is named cupcake becos its random and cute
me age 12: this pokemon is named Petri, named after petrichor, the name for the scent of rain. a close second was Nimbus, named after nimbostratus clouds in which rain forms. i was very tempted to go with Proteus, a greek shapeshifter who ruled the sea, but i realized that would be more fitting for a pokemon with a stronger attack stat. i researched these names endlessly and they took 2 hours to come up with.
me age 15: this pokemon is named sleepy becos he looks sleepy
Autistics and "autistics" using tone indicators to "help the community understand" meanwhile that requires me to memorize a whole new set of niche codes and I have a memory disorder I ain't doing all that we're full up here lol
“Vengeance is bad for you” I’m not doing it for my health dude
You just KNOW they talking about anime.
The sound effects and editing actually killed me hsjdksla
And you know I take Intensive Care of her Unit