Dash Is Dead Im Teleporting To The Past

stop rping with ghatgpt. you should be rping with a bisexual internet woman u have a relationship that constantly straddles the line between platonic and sexual with. tyou're ruining the ecosystem

i'm so sick of hearing about how boys are struggling in school. just send them to the mines, they don't need to get an education

kill yourself

I wish people who send boring stuff like this would at least link the post that upset them so much so I could reblog it again in their name.

you know what at this point they're writing fanfic

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

how they managed to create such a ms paint vibe in 1776 is beyond me

"There's been many baseless claims about her" and it's y'all making the claims 😂

Anyway praise be to JKR for intentionally debillionairing herself in like 2005 and donating so many hundreds of millions of dollars since that she still isn't one

inshallah jk rowling loses her fortune and all her hateful deeds are returned to her x10