You Know What At This Point They're Writing Fanfic

me age 7: this pokemon is named cupcake becos its random and cute 

me age 12: this pokemon is named Petri, named after petrichor, the name for the scent of rain. a close second was Nimbus, named after nimbostratus clouds in which rain forms. i was very tempted to go with Proteus, a greek shapeshifter who ruled the sea, but i realized that would be more fitting for a pokemon with a stronger attack stat. i researched these names endlessly and they took 2 hours to come up with. 

me age 15: this pokemon is named sleepy becos he looks sleepy

Beauty ad full of hairless women: "Did you know that when you shave, a third of what comes off is skin?"

Me: 🤔

Ad: So anyway lol keep shaving ladies! Just make sure you use our shaving repair spray when you do!

the skull shower relaxes you and give you more power from memory file

i must take painkillers. painkillers are the pain killer

i'm pregnant... with the next great American novel! [looks directly at you, suddenly serious] and I'm getting an abortion

this is making me lose it

Y'all ain't lying about the Gaza scams getting worse today is the first day genderisarelgion has had enough activity I guess I've gotten 3 in the last 3 hours

Usually when the bot farms are disguised as porn blogs or empty blogs with pfps of random women they avoid genderisarelgion like the plague, as opposed to my more general main blog which has significantly less followers and activity, I think because I'm openly a TERF lol 💀 but the "Gazans" make an exception sometimes apparently

I mean they aren't that intelligent but one of their goals seems to be to get any blog with traction to publicly interact with them so they can honeypot more tech illiterates into their scam links or whatever

But another theory I used to have especially when the mass following empty woman blogs were the latest tactic was that these kinds of bots are just like latent stalkers who observe how you type/your community then become "active followers" at some point and you don't remember ever acquiring them but they seem like they fit in so

Unsure if that's real or doable but it does not inspire confidence that surrounding this phase it also became impossible to read the radfem and GC tags I used to read because theyre now full of porn and AI blogs badly mimicking radfems 🫠