Summoning Circle For The Important Things In Life 🙏🏼

Man: Hey, want a ride? I'm heading that way anyway!

Me, a female presenting person walking home: No thanks, I do wanna get murdered or worse

Man: ...What..😨

Me: I didn't mean to say that last part out loud

Man: Okay... Have a nice day...

Me: Thanks!! You too!! *continues walking*

My lack of filter is either saving my life or murdering me. This happens outside a 7/11 btw

Why is this heat so hot 😩

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting