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Customer: Would you recommend the spicy nuggets?

Me: If you like spicy food you'll love the spicy nuggets :)

Customer: Ugh, I fucking hate spicy food :(

Me: ... Are... Are you being sarcastic?

Customer: No 😡

Me:

Customer:

Me:

Customer:

Me: ...Then I wouldn't recommend the spicy nuggets for you, Sir....

This is a real interaction I just had with a customer. Why are you wasting my time?? It's in the fucking name! SPICY nuggets!!

*remembering an old embarrassing thing i did that quite literally has zero effect on my life today to the point where i don’t even interact w the people who saw it happen*

this is my legacy. my curse. the tomes of my history are stained with this regret, and i deserve less than pity.

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Bullied my big sister into watching Dead Boy Detectives and I CAN'T TELL HER. RIIWHFHWKD. She's going to kill me.

my turtle goes trick-r-treating

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when you're autistic and you learn how to smalltalk it literally feels like you started hacking real life

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀