Boss Is Asleep, Cannot Stop Me From Frogposting

Jan Van Eck: You’re not half as clever as you think you are

Kaz: Still makes me more clever than you

answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation

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Man: Hey, want a ride? I'm heading that way anyway!

Me, a female presenting person walking home: No thanks, I do wanna get murdered or worse

Man: ...What..😨

Me: I didn't mean to say that last part out loud

Man: Okay... Have a nice day...

Me: Thanks!! You too!! *continues walking*

My lack of filter is either saving my life or murdering me. This happens outside a 7/11 btw

Just found out a close friend of mine calls me stimming me getting the zoomies... I will never correct him

Finally a reason to celebrate July 4th

the way this shiba puppy yawns (please unmute)