Art By Julia Zhuravleva

Bashir, acting like an excited teenager: He talked to me! Maybe he wanted to try to get Starfleet secrets from me!

Sisko: With candlelight dinner and a bottle of wine?

Bashir: Maybe! 😍

*visibly shaking* my friends generally like me and want to know what i'm up to *tears streaming down my face* my colleagues respect me and are excited about my work *blood starts pouring out of my nose* i am not bothering these people when i reach out to say hello and invite them to events i'm organizing *my hair spontaneously catches fire as i crumble into dust*

there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog

gay people on the bus

The exit sign of a middle school hallway is a sort of mezuzah for tween boys if you really think about it.

I SAID THIS TO MY MOM WHEN I WAS FOUR AND THEY STARTED TO MAKE SOCCER COMPETITIVE

tulip table lamp, tiffany glass & decorating co. c. 1900-06.

It was national library workers day yesterday! Thank you for your work!! 📚

new fun trend: take this quiz and tell me your score

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