"use Chatgpt" That's The Devil Talking. Buy Four Caffeinated Drinks And Pull An All Nighter. This Is

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

I firmly believe in mermaids with their tits out. No shell tops, no scaly tops. Bare chested, maybe some fun little accessories like necklaces or something but let them be topless. They live in the sea you think they’ll have clothes? They’re fish people, they don’t follow human ideals. Let the fish girls have their titties out!!

IF 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 WOMAN 👏🏼 LIKES 👏🏼 BEING 👏🏼 CHOKED 👏🏼 DURING 👏🏼 SEX 👏🏼 YOU'RE 👏🏼 SUPPOSED 👏🏼 TO 👏🏼 SQUEEZE 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 SIDES 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 HER 👏🏼 NECK 👏🏼 WITH 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 FINGERS 👏🏼 NOT 👏🏼 CRUSH 👏🏼 HER 👏🏼 WINDPIPE 👏🏼 WITH 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 PALM 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 IDIOT 👏🏼

LESBIANS RULE THE WORLD

Fandom: Hamilton

Character: Maria Lewis Reynolds

Sample Size: 2,084 stories

Source: AO3

A sneak peak of chapter 1 from "COLD"

Now, this is exactly how I want to see it. Our 4 lords sitting there and playing poker while this excellent melody stirred up the whole ambience of the game

... and I loved the whole process of drawing the playing cards with Cina, Karl, Moreau and Angie. Take a careful look at their "upside down" nature ;)

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Every single fic update there is an author trying frantically to find the right balance between a nonchalant aside of "leave a comment if you enjoyed =)" and clinging desperately to the coat tails of a random stranger, dragging along behind them on the street wailing "Please, please! I have to know what you thought! I'm desperate to talk to people about this! Ask me about the alliterative repetition! Ask me about the symbolism!"

Don't you think you owe it to readers to give them what they want?

No? What an odd take. Read my fic or don't.

Larissa could've worn this to her Rave'n dance since the theme was Goth and Glamour fr

okay larissa weems