Every Single Fic Update There Is An Author Trying Frantically To Find The Right Balance Between A Nonchalant

I mean....look at his hands

Accurate. (x)

Bonus:

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

how do yall find Gwendoline hot 💀💀💀

With our eyes, ears, and brains.

lay me gently in a cold dark earth

salem agathario you’re so dear to me

Julius Caesar memes are fun and all, but make sure you don’t forget the true meaning of the holiday: Stabbing the fuck out of politicians for their flagrant, self-serving abuse of power.

Urghh old doodle because I’m sick and unmotivated and all I’ve been doing is drawing lizards and dinosaurs because special interest is devastating my focus

Alcina: "Am I to understand you wish to leave us?" Maid: "Yes, Madam." Alcina: "To get married?" Maid: "Yes, Madam." Alcina: "...To a man?" Maid: Maid: "Yes, Madam."

people writing smut always forget how hard it is to leave a hickey on someone unless, for some reason, your skin is like insanely easy to bruise, which is usually due to taking certain medications, such as blood thinners or steroids, or bc of vitamin deficiencies, a low platelet count, or you have some chronic conditions. they be like "leaving a trail of hickeys uwu" and i'm just like. wife fucking chewed on my inner thigh bc i wanted to see if it'll bruise for like solid 2 mins to the point of it like. really hurting and i still only BARELY had a hickey. that disappeared the next day. like. you ain't making someone purple by nipping on their skin asdsadjifhd pls stop