reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future
girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
Grumble grumble…
Lucifer, walking towards y/n very fast (too graceful to run): “Angel, darling, my love, my heart- there’s a spider in the room-“
Y/n, confused: “okay.. what do you want me to do?”
Lucifer, now hyperventilating: “KILL IT!? I’m sorry I’m sorry. Kill it, please. Get rid of that thing.”
Y/n, holding back their laughter: “you’re the literal devil.. and you’re scared of a spider?”
Lucifer, about to cry: “JUST KILL IT. YOU CAN BULLY ME LATER.”
This series was inspired by a conversation with my dear friend @v3nusxsky so props to her for inspiring the spider trilogy!
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
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