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Arcane Incorrect Quotes

Arcane Characters x reader (Mainly a Jinx x reader)

A/N: I just finished the show and I'm OBSESSED

Y/N: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Jinx: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.

Y/N: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

Y/N: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Jinx, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

Y/N, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Vi: You did wha-

Jinx: William Snakespeare

Jinx: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Vi: You people already know too much about me.

Caitlyn: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

Y/N, in a high voice, holding barbie: Hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Jinx, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Silco: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Y/N: playing systemic oppression

Jinx: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.

Silco: Wasn't Y/N with you?

Y/N: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.

Literally, anyone: How many kids do you have?

Vander: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Y/N: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Jinx, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Y/N: You know, not every problem can be solved with a gun.

Jinx: That's why I carry two guns.

Vi: Am I going too far?

Caitlyn: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Y/N: Jinx, please try to calm down.

Jinx: I asked for two large fries!

Jinx: *dumps fries onto table*

Jinx: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

Jinx, to Y/N: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!

Jinx: You know what’s funny about Y/N? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably-

Y/N: Hey Jinx, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Jinx, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Y/N: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Jinx!

Caitlyn: So I have made the decision to trust you.

Vi: A horrible decision, really.

Jinx: Go big or go home!

Y/N: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Come. Home.

Jinx: I'm going big!

Jinx: *slams books down in front of Y/N*

Jinx: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Y/N: You could have said literally anything else.

Jinx: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Y/N: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

New Skates

Dean Portman x fem! Teammate reader

A/N: Not my gif

"You know you really didn't have to come," you mentioned as you settled on a bench at the back of the sports shop, waiting for an employee to get your size. "I know," he replied with a smile, browsing through a rack of hockey sticks before selecting one and accidentally dropping it. Chuckling as he hastily picked it up, he joined you just as the employee returned with the skates. Placing the box on Dean's lap, you took one skate to adjust while Dean tended to the other. After lacing them up, you slowly rose to your feet, only for Dean to stand up too, reaching out to grasp your hands. "Making sure you don’t fall over," he quipped with a lopsided smirk as he guided you in the skates. Leaving the store after paying with the money Tibbles had given you, the two of you began to walk down the street back towards the hotel. "You know, I had a really nice time with you today Dean, and thanks again for coming, you really didn’t have to" you said playfully nudging the enforcer's shoulder. "I know, but I wanted too plus really did too" he replied, nudging you back, a tad too much, causing you to stumble off the curb. Laughing, you regained your balance and went back to step on the sidewalk when Dean grabbed your hand and started apologizing while not so subtlety checking you over for any damages after your tumble off the 4 inch sidewalk. “Dean I’m okay” your laughed while he pulled you back onto the sidewalk, still holding your hand. “Really I’m fine” you side looking up at him, noticing how close the two of you stood now side by side.

I finally did it.

I MADE A MATERLIST

Y’know what? Fuck it. That one post where I asked people for their first impressions of me. We’re turning that into a fucking ask game

REBLOG IF YOU WANT YOUR FOLLOWERS TO GIVE YOU THEIR FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF YOU VIA AN ASK.

I know I do.

🍓?

Where do I even begin?

I'm so thankful for having you around this year, not only did you convince me to start watching Riverdale again after I was so ready to be done with its bullshit but you also got me into Supernatural and am half the reason I finished most of my fics. Dont think I forgotten about your writing man, from what I've seen you are sooo good and need to post more <3

Imagine spending the summer with the Marauders...

" Stop it James" Mrs. Potter scolded slapping him lightly on the arm while you all laughed. "Come on Mum! Its nothing they haven't seen before" he said earning another slap and a chuckle from his Father. "Now you five run along, go to the store or something, take 5 pounds out of my wallet and we don't want you lot back till dinner you hear?" Mr. Potter called as you ran to the front door with the rest of the boys. "What are we gonna buy?" You asked while James chuckled " I don't know, Boys?" He asked while they all called out different answers.

I went to reread some of my old fics to hopefully feel inspired to write and realized there is so many errors in my earlier works, you know you guys can tell me right?

Not mine, Ours

K arli Morgenthau x reader

A/N: I know this was an anon request from awhile ago so sorry it took so long 🤍 :)

“Karli, Karli wait!” you yelled as you ran after her through the park, fleeing the scene of Nico’s death. Running to try and catch up to her while the noise from the main street started to fade only leaving the pounding of your boots against the ground. Watching the new so-called ‘Captain America’ smash that shield into Nico was one of the hardest things you've ever had to witness. Although you didn't know him well his murder still sadend you, although you could only assume Karli was taking it much worse. “Karli please!” you pleaded, finally being close enough to grab her shoulder while she slowed down only to push your hand away.

“You should go back to the safe house to help pack up, we’ll be leaving soon,” she said continuing to walk through the trees in the deserted park. “I'm not leaving without you,” you said pulling back the branch she had previously let swing back to its original place “I’m not leaving without you” she scoffed under her breather before stopping in her tracks making you bump into her. “You're not leaving without me huh?” she said angrily turning around only to step forward, inches away from your face. “I’m your leader, I'm in command and that was an order-Why won't you just leave me alone?” she yelled cutting herself off while you stood there furious.

“Because I love you!” you screamed back at her while trying to catch your breath although before you had the chance she cupped your face and pressed her lips to yours.

Surprised and still slightly upset, you kissed her back forcefully while throwing your arms around her shoulders. Reluctantly parting for air you leaned your forehead against her with a smile. Rolling her eyes with a grin she quickly pecked your lips “I’m sorry, it's just-” she started to say “I know it's getting harder,” you cut her off “You have every right and reason to be upset, the Flag Smashers are your life but you knew when you started this everyone wasn't going to make it to the finish line” you said with a bitter smile while she moved her hand to your waist enveloping you in a hug. “Our life” she repeated into your should giving your collarbone a quick kiss.

“I love you so much Pumpkin, you know that?” she says smiling into your neck before looking back at you. “You know, I can probably have Dovitch pack up tonight,” she says with a smirk “Yeah?” you asked amused while she separated from you only leaving your hands intertwined. “Yeah, they won't miss us that much,” she said leading you out of the trees with a smile.

Birthday Celebrations

K arli Morgenthau x (fem) reader

A/N: This was an ask but I made it sorta self-indulgent because my birthdays soon :) (P/G) - Parent/Gardian

“Happy Birthday love,” Karli said setting your breakfast down in front of you while you smile, stretching up to give her a kiss. “Thank you,” you said gazing lovingly at you while she took a seat beside you. “Remind me to call your (P/G) to say thank you after breakfast” she with a cheeky smile while taking a bite “My (P/G)?” you asked while taking a sip of juice. “For raising such an amazing daughter,” she said teasingly while finishing up her breakfast.

Headcanons:

She definitely makes you breakfast in bed although it may end up with either you helping her make it or her helping you eat it

Makes you a cake while you were out the day before with one of Mama Donya's old recipes

Probbaly gets you those sparkaler candles

If you have a pet she'll get them a little party hat while getting one for herself and anyone else who wants one

If don't want a big party she would either just invite close friends/family or would plan something for just the two of you

If you like bigger parties she would discreetly invite everyone the two of you knew for a surprise party

Would honestly be the best party planner and have all your favourite foods and decorate your shared apartment/house to the nines with your favourite coloured decorations

If you had to go to work before the party she would have flowers delivered to you

Probably brought you lunch

During the party, she would give you a gift with everyone else, saving the more personal gifts for later

Literally lets you do nothing all-day

Want a drink? She's already starting the car

Want a sweater? She giving you hers

She may or may not have written you a poem in the card she gave when the two of you were alone

Probably recorded you opening your gifts to add to your 'Home movie collection that had been rapidly growing from all the road trips and holidays that you to had spent together

After everyone leaves (Or your pet falls asleep) you guys cuddle on the couch while watching a movie with some leftover cake :)