I Finally Did It.

Conversation's with John Bender while and before dating...

John Bender x gn! reader

A/N: Not my gif

John: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!

Y/N: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from the school.

John, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!

Y/N: Your John Bender right?

John: You a cop?

Y/N: No.

John: Then yes, I am.

Y/N: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

John: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

John: Can I have some?

Y/N, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

John: I have an idea.

Y/N: A good idea?

John: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

John: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Y/N: Aren't you forgetting something?

John: Uhh...*hesitantly kisses Y/N's forehead before running out.*

Y/N: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

John: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Y/N: ... Don’t you mean benevolence?

John: No.

John: And what do I get out of this?

Y/N: I will give you a dollar.

John: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!

Y/N: How 'bout two dollars?

John: You got yourself a deal

John: Y/N taught me to think before I act.

John: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

John, upon learning how Y/N did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?

Y/N: Well, not really.

John: You’re just a liar.

John: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?

Y/N: Aww-

John: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

Y/N: You use humor to deflect your trauma.

John: Awww, thanks-

Y/N: That’s not a good thing.

John: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

Y/N: *running towards John with open arms*

John: *moves out of the way*

Y/N: Hey, why'd you move?!

John: I thought you were going to attack me.

Y/N: I was going to hug you!

John: Why would you hug me?

Y/N: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

Y/N: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

John: Mine just says "John no."

Y/N: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Hi honey! How’s your week going so far? <3

A bit iffy but thanks for popping in 😭

I got a terrible sunburn since theres been a heatwave where I am although its ultimately my fault lol, I've had a bit of a writers block but I'm slowly getting over it :)

Omg yes.

Tagging: @sam-winchester-kinnie @melioramantis @procrastinatingsapphictrash

(I aciddenly deleted the previous ones and can't get them back 😅)

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Birthday Celebrations

K arli Morgenthau x (fem) reader

A/N: This was an ask but I made it sorta self-indulgent because my birthdays soon :) (P/G) - Parent/Gardian

“Happy Birthday love,” Karli said setting your breakfast down in front of you while you smile, stretching up to give her a kiss. “Thank you,” you said gazing lovingly at you while she took a seat beside you. “Remind me to call your (P/G) to say thank you after breakfast” she with a cheeky smile while taking a bite “My (P/G)?” you asked while taking a sip of juice. “For raising such an amazing daughter,” she said teasingly while finishing up her breakfast.

Headcanons:

She definitely makes you breakfast in bed although it may end up with either you helping her make it or her helping you eat it

Makes you a cake while you were out the day before with one of Mama Donya's old recipes

Probbaly gets you those sparkaler candles

If you have a pet she'll get them a little party hat while getting one for herself and anyone else who wants one

If don't want a big party she would either just invite close friends/family or would plan something for just the two of you

If you like bigger parties she would discreetly invite everyone the two of you knew for a surprise party

Would honestly be the best party planner and have all your favourite foods and decorate your shared apartment/house to the nines with your favourite coloured decorations

If you had to go to work before the party she would have flowers delivered to you

Probably brought you lunch

During the party, she would give you a gift with everyone else, saving the more personal gifts for later

Literally lets you do nothing all-day

Want a drink? She's already starting the car

Want a sweater? She giving you hers

She may or may not have written you a poem in the card she gave when the two of you were alone

Probably recorded you opening your gifts to add to your 'Home movie collection that had been rapidly growing from all the road trips and holidays that you to had spent together

After everyone leaves (Or your pet falls asleep) you guys cuddle on the couch while watching a movie with some leftover cake :)

The Crab Net

John B Routledge x reader

Authors Note: I dont think I put any pronouns but make sure to let me know if I did!

“JB!” you yelled opening the screen door to the Chateau. “JB? JJ?” you asked while you could hear a faint “Hmn?” from JJ’s room. “Do you know where John B is?” you asked holding onto the door frame of JJ’s room only for him to groan and open one eye before slamming his head back into the pillow. “Well tell me if you see him cause we’re supposed to go fishing today,” you said while walking out of the room. Hearing a thump followed by a half-dressed JJ as he stumbled out of his room barely awake. “JJ what are you doing?” you asked while he started going through the hall closet. “Going fishing with you and John B,” he said while you walked over and shut the closet door. “JJ you are super hungover, you smell like ass and look like you haven’t slept in a week even though it’s- 11:45,” you said glancing at your phone while he slumped and plodded back to his room as the back door opened. “Hey! There you- are” John B said passing JJ with a confused look. “I was in the back getting the boat ready, I just gotta grab my bag them I’m ready to go” he said with a dorky smile while pulling you in for a quick hug. Grabbing your bag and one of John’s sun-faded hats off the coffee table for yourself, you started walking towards the boat.

While you stood shoulder to shoulder with him while you both stood patiently waiting for a bite, your line suddenly jerked forward almost pulling you off the boat. Hastily throwing his rod behind him while his line was still in the water, he grabbed your waist to steady you while you battled it out with your line. Finally reeling in your line, John B laughed at your catch while you went into shock. “A crab net,” you said in disbelief while John only smiled “Hey, at least it’ll be easier to catch ‘em now,” he said while wrapping an arm around you to slightly shake your shoulders “Like look at the size of that thing! He said in disbelief now that he was able to get a good look at it with you safely on board. “Should we keep fishing?” you asked while he now reeled in his rod that was left on the bow “Maybe” he said humming “Did you bring any food?” he asked admiring the view while you were bent over the cooler bag “No,” you sighed while straightening up “Should we just drop by the Wreck?” you asked while he smiled tossing you the keys “Your paying”.

Walking into the Wreck after leaving the boat at the docks, you both grabbed a table near the window while you waited for someone to come take your order. “Now what can I get you two lovebirds?” a girl a few years older asked while you and John looked at each other in surprise. “We’re-” “We’re not dating” you finished for John while the girl just laughed and took your order. “Well that was weird,” John said with an awkward chuckle while he scratched his neck “I guess,” you said with a laugh while John looked down at the table “Would it be weird though?” he asked while now looking you in the eyes. “Um… No?” you said hoping he wouldn’t yell April fool even though it was mid-August. “Okay then,” He said sending a grateful smile to the waitress who had dropped off your order. “This can be our first date,” he said stealing one of your fries while you stared in shock wonding how this had happened. (Not that you were complaining)

Breakfast Time

Karli Morgenthau x reader domestic au

Authors Notes: (P/N)- Pets name

"Babe?" You said sleepily while letting out a small yawn and feeling around her side of the only to come up literally empty-handed. "Baby?" You asked walking out of your shared room hearing a faint "In the kitchen love" prompting you to walk a bit faster down the hallway, barely sparing a glance at the pictures of the two of you with your (dog/cat) that decorated the walls.

"Whatcha making?" You said barely awake, giving her a hug from behind "I thought I'd make you something special" she said with a smile while leaning to the left to allow you to peak past her to see your favourite.  "God I love you" you mumbled, while she gave you a peck on the forehead "And I love you but I would also love a set table" she said while you laughed "So demanding" you mumbled while bending down to pet (P/N) before going to grab the plates. "I can feel you staring at my ass," you said while she only laughed.

heyyyyyyy

how’s the karli fic going?

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Omg hi 🌂 its um.... coming along I'm probably just at the half way mark (I'm promising it wont be as short as some of my other works) and it honestly kinda slipped my mind.

I'll try to take a chip out of it tonight :)

Ok ok, i really really love the godmother fanfic omg is so beauty and sad because reader is deceased, give us more

Omg thank you 😭💛 I started part 2 last night after I posted the first so HOPEFULLY I'll have it up buy Monday if not sooner :)

Do you have a masterlist? :)

No sorry :(

At the moment I would just recommend using the search thingy on my page to search up whatever your looking for :)

I almost did but it's not on anything i have :(

but fun fact- I'm now getting snp 'based on your likes' posts so that's fun

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