Arcane Incorrect Quotes

Arcane Incorrect Quotes

Arcane Incorrect Quotes

Arcane Characters x reader (Mainly a Jinx x reader)

A/N: I just finished the show and I'm OBSESSED

Y/N: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Jinx: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.

Y/N: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

Y/N: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Jinx, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

Y/N, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Vi: You did wha-

Jinx: William Snakespeare

Jinx: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Vi: You people already know too much about me.

Caitlyn: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

Y/N, in a high voice, holding barbie: Hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Jinx, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Silco: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Y/N: playing systemic oppression

Jinx: In my defence, I was left unsupervised.

Silco: Wasn't Y/N with you?

Y/N: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised.

Literally, anyone: How many kids do you have?

Vander: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Y/N: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Jinx, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Y/N: You know, not every problem can be solved with a gun.

Jinx: That's why I carry two guns.

Vi: Am I going too far?

Caitlyn: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Y/N: Jinx, please try to calm down.

Jinx: I asked for two large fries!

Jinx: *dumps fries onto table*

Jinx: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

Jinx, to Y/N: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!

Jinx: You know what’s funny about Y/N? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably-

Y/N: Hey Jinx, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Jinx, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Y/N: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Jinx!

Caitlyn: So I have made the decision to trust you.

Vi: A horrible decision, really.

Jinx: Go big or go home!

Y/N: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Come. Home.

Jinx: I'm going big!

Jinx: *slams books down in front of Y/N*

Jinx: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Y/N: You could have said literally anything else.

Jinx: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Y/N: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

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4 years ago

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Karli Morgenthau x reader

Authors Note: Okay so for this one the Anon didn't request a gender for the X reader so I tried to keep it as gender-neutral as possible! Also feedback? I’m not so confident I did her justice in this fic...

“We almost ready love?” Karli asked while you reread the cargo manifest for what must have been the third time. “Almost,” you said as you jumped down from the back of the transport truck “I just need you to load up the last couple boxes,” you said pointing to the last box of medical supplies that were a tad bit too heavy for you to lift seeing as you didn't have the serum. “Of course,” she said with a smile as she kissed your cheek while passing.

With a smile, you left her to lock up the back of the truck knowing it was Dovich’s turn to ride in the back. “Good to go?” Karli asked as she swung the passenger door shut “Yep, there's some water in the glove compartment if you need it” you said while she gave you a grateful smile as you started the truck. “What's this?” Karli said while holding up a strip of pictures. Glancing at her while driving you smiled. “Pictures from the mall, remember?” you said while a gentle smile settled over her face. “Our first date,” she said while moving to hold your hand over the console “What a wild day that was” you chuckled while she put her other hand over her heart offended. “I’ll have you know that the way that lady acted was entirely your fault” “Oh sure, just because I was sitting on the escalator- Which you were too!,” you said trying to be serious while she had already dissolved into a pile of giggles “I- was not the one holding a $25 bucket of chicken in calendar shop,” you said starting to laugh while Karli had only started to calm down. “We’ll have to find another one of those,” she said confusing you “A bucket of chicken?” “No! A photo booth” she laughed while you pulled into the highway. “We’ll find one,” you said confidently, wondering how you had gotten so lucky.


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4 years ago

Conversation's with John Bender while and before dating...

Conversation's With John Bender While And Before Dating...

John Bender x gn! reader

A/N: Not my gif

John: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!

Y/N: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from the school.

John, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!

Y/N: Your John Bender right?

John: You a cop?

Y/N: No.

John: Then yes, I am.

Y/N: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

John: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

John: Can I have some?

Y/N, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

John: I have an idea.

Y/N: A good idea?

John: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

John: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Y/N: Aren't you forgetting something?

John: Uhh...*hesitantly kisses Y/N's forehead before running out.*

Y/N: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

John: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Y/N: ... Don’t you mean benevolence?

John: No.

John: And what do I get out of this?

Y/N: I will give you a dollar.

John: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!

Y/N: How 'bout two dollars?

John: You got yourself a deal

John: Y/N taught me to think before I act.

John: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

John, upon learning how Y/N did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?

Y/N: Well, not really.

John: You’re just a liar.

John: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?

Y/N: Aww-

John: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

Y/N: You use humor to deflect your trauma.

John: Awww, thanks-

Y/N: That’s not a good thing.

John: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

Y/N: *running towards John with open arms*

John: *moves out of the way*

Y/N: Hey, why'd you move?!

John: I thought you were going to attack me.

Y/N: I was going to hug you!

John: Why would you hug me?

Y/N: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

Y/N: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

John: Mine just says "John no."

Y/N: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.


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4 years ago

Imagine going to grab a drink from your friends at the Boneyard party

Imagine Going To Grab A Drink From Your Friends At The Boneyard Party

JJ: Shit she looks good tonight

John B: Hey, no pouge on pouge macking bro

JJ: Oh because shacking it up with a Kook is better?


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3 years ago

MORE KARLI FICS PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEE

😂 will do, feel free to send in another ask if you have any specific scenarios or elements you'd like the story to have (it gives me direction ;)

4 years ago

First of all I absolutely love your writing! Secondly you just seem like the sweetest person ever. Maybe this is weird but I was wondering if it would be okay to dm you? Idk your exact age but I’m also a minor so it can’t be too far apart. No worries if you aren’t comfortable with that, I still love your blog!

Aghdvshdjdhdj omg thank you 😭 you are so freaking sweet and I'm glad you asked because my dms are always open 💛


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3 years ago

hey babe! love ur karli fics💓 hope ur doing well:)

I'm super happy you liked the. enough to pop in! I'm doing pretty okay, I just finished school and just for you I'll try to write a bit today ;)


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3 years ago

~M a s t e r L I s t~

Marvel

 ~M A S T E R L I S T~

Karli Morgenthau~

My Girl

Not Mine, Ours

Birthday Celebrations

Breakfast Time

Knocking Me Out

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Doing Karli's Hair

Peter Maximoff~

Conversations While/Before Dating Pt. 1 Pt.2

Arcane

Jinx~

Incorrect Quotes

Riverdale

 ~M A S T E R L I S T~

Betty Cooper

M orning Cuddles

Harry Potter & Co.

 ~M A S T E R L I S T~

The Marauders~

Spending the summer with the boys

Sirius Black~

Godmother Pt. 1

Fred Weasley~

Being Best Friends with the Weasley Twins Pt.1 Pt.2

George Weasley~

Being Best Friends with the Weasley Twins Pt.1 Pt.2

Cedric Diggory~

Being Robert's makeup artist on the set of Goblet of Fire

Stranger Things

 ~M A S T E R L I S T~

Robin Buckley~

Date Night

Outerbanks

 ~M A S T E R L I S T~

The Pogues~

Snap memories you would have if you hung out with the Pogues

Sarah Cameron~

Getting this Snap from your Girlfriend

John B~

The Crab Net

JJ Maybank~

Grabbing a drink at the Boneyard Party

Getting a snap from your friend Kieara about JJ

The Breakfast Club

 ~M A S T E R L I S T~

John Bender ~

Conversations While/Before Dating John Bender

My Hero Academia

 ~M A S T E R L I S T~

Incorrect Quotes with 1A

Toshinori Yagi~

Platonic Songfic- Iris: the Goo Goo Dolls

Shota Aizawa

Being Mr. Aizawa's not so secret favourite student

The Mighty Ducks

 ~M A S T E R L I S T~

Dean Portman~

New Skates

Cobra Kai

 ~M A S T E R L I S T~

Cast~

Working on set with the boys (Xolo, Jacob) Pt.1 Pt. 2 (Tanner, Gianni)- (Pictures)

Eli/Hawk~

Being invited on set by Jacob Bertrand (Pictures)

Snap from Eli

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

 ~M A S T E R L I S T~

Rodrick Heffley~

Having dinner with Rodrick (Snap)

Celebrity's

Harry Styles~

Harry asking you to join him on tour (Pictures)

Harry making you dinner (Snap)

Tom Holland~

Tom on set (Gif)

Accidentally texting him while he's in an interview (Gif)

Morning Snaps


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3 years ago

Morning Cuddles

Morning Cuddles

Betty Cooper x fem! reader

A/N: I actually really liked how this turned out!! Its a bit suggestive but other than that nothing :)

"Babe" Betty said with a dragged-out laugh "Come back to bed".

Rolling your eyes while throwing on a pair of shorts and a flannel from your joint closet you slowly padded back to bed and to the anticipating arms of your lover.

Chuckling you pulled back the warm covers while sinking into Betty's awaiting arms.

"Jeez, can't a girl get dressed without being harassed?" you said while Betty snuggled her nose into the crook of your neck "You know I'll always prefer you without clothes" she mumbled while you gasped and hit her back with a stuffed animal that had found its way in between the covers of your queen bed in the midst of moving into your new apartment together.

"Oh you know you love me," she said sarcastically while you could only stare at her in admiration.

"Yeah, yeah I do," you said only for her to hit you with the plush that you had realized was Boris the cow. "Oh yeah Bets, ruin the moment," you said with a 'hmpf' turning to face the wall while you listened to the sweet giggling of Betty from somewhere behind you only to feel her warm embrace envelop you as well as her cold feet in between your ankles that had almost become something of a comfort over the span your relationship.

Almost.

"Betty! I swear I'm gonna-" "What? make me wear socks to bed?" she said mockingly while nestling her head back into your neck.

"It's only like 8:30," she said while lightly kissing along the top of your shoulder "Just lie with me for a while," she said contently while you relaxed back into the pillow, neglecting to mention that it was actually closer to 9:00


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